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The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in Not sports on September 4th, 2009
Across the Internets, cultural criminals are being brought to justice. Here are their stories:
- What would science class be like if Hollywood brought it you? Pretty much like this.
- This guy does Tom Cruise better than Tom Cruise does Tom Cruise.
- It is a shame that Broadway has kept this cinematic classics off the Great White Way.
- Can somebody save the world from Steve Seagal? Really, this has to happen.
- Shouldn’t actors and actresses have a better handle on their musical limitations?
- Don’t you just hate people who spoil movies? The Cultural Police hates them.
- Shouldn’t we let Elmo star in all the PSA commercials?
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in Not sports on August 31st, 2009
Courtesy of our sister site, The Cultural Police.
Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice. Here are their stories:
- What is so funny about a mom getting chopped into pieces?
- Yes, time travel is a truly ridiculous premise. Thank goodness the authorities are on to this guy.
- If we’re not mistaken, the gang at Fox News Network were talking about this.
- Breaking down how Tarantino manufacturers his hit movies isn’t all that complicated, as it turns out.
- This is probably uncalled for. But it is still pretty funny.
- Say, is this really Snoop Dogg’s closet?
- Finally, an iconic kid’s book franchise comes to the big screen. This will be great.
- How many great characters almost never survived. These characters, for a start.
Finally, the impact Michael Jackson had on some lives is truly mind-blowing.
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in Not sports on August 27th, 2009
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Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice.
- Cell phones could have changed the plot lines of many movies. Maybe it would have been for the best.
- What if we had a soundtrack for our everyday life?
- We can’t get enough of “The Naturalist.”
- Actually, this movie is more compelling that most of what we see on the Lifetime channel.
- Let’s hope these aren’t real tattoos.
- You call this “Dancing with the Stars”? They don’t look like stars to us.
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in Not sports on August 11th, 2009
This post provided by our sister site, The Cultural Police.
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Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice. Here are some of their stories:
- It is appropriate to ask if Miley Cyrus acted inappropriately at the Teen Choice Awards?
- If you like Werner Herzog, then you will like this TV show.
- Most dangerous role in the movies: Harrison Ford’s wife. Second-most dangerous: His kids.
- “Toy Story 3″ would have been so much better had these characters made the cut.
- The “Ballad of G.I. Joe” puts those characters in a whole new light.
- There has been so much to learn from G.I. Joe over the years.
- Paris Hilton’s dog lives better than you do.
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in Not sports on August 9th, 2009
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Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice:
- When you start to think about it, some details of the “Superman” story are a little fishy.
- These guys show you how not to make comedy.
- We thought it was impossible to give “G.I. Joe” a good review, but this guy tried.
- Apparently the Tracy Morgan we don’t get to see is funnier than the on TV and in the movies.
- Is there just so much magic any human being can take?
- Do we need to see Jennifer Love Hewitt play basketball in a bikini? Apparently so, judging from the pictures.
- It wouldn’t so wrong to re-cut some comedy movie trailers to add some more suspense — and more box office appeal, too.
- It costs $25,000 per show to get Jessica Simpson camera ready? Does that include liposuction?
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in Not sports on August 6th, 2009
From our friends at The Cultural Police.
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Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice:
- Today’s “musicians” didn’t invent coarse song lyrics. They have been a round a long, long time.
- What aren’t news shows as good as this one?
- What can’t every fight scene be as outstanding as this one?
- Do you let your parents use a computer. Is that a good idea?
- Weird, but we didn’t see this story on CNN.
- Would famous movie dialogue be even more compelling if read by bikini models?
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in General tomfoolery, Not sports on August 4th, 2009
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Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice:
- We can’t understand why “Twilight” is such a hit with the kids. This dialogue looses steam.
- Why does Hollywood try to mine Hitler’s political career for laughs?
- How did the music industry overlook Denny Blaze? This kid had the skillz. Maybe this ’80s hero could still make it in Branson.
- Speaking of original music, how come nothing on the radio is as good as this stuff?
- Why is adopting a troubled kid ever a good idea?
- Nobody makes villains like Tarantino. What’s wrong with that guy?
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in General tomfoolery, Not sports, Numbnuts on August 3rd, 2009
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Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice:
- This is a cop show we could all enjoy. Finally we see an actress with the dramatic range needed to play a hard-nosed cop.
- Some movies are so bad they are actually classic. Yes, “The Room” get even more acclaim for its awfulness (greatness?).
- Have we been wrong about Paris Hilton all time?
- Once again, Hollywood disappoints us.
- This should be made into a PSA of some kind and shown on college campuses.
- Was Mr. Belding the greatest TV character of all time? As this clip indicates, perhaps not.
- Is it really that hard to screw up a Ninja fight scene? Apparently it is.
Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by admin in Not sports on July 31st, 2009
From our friends at The Cultural Police.
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Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice.
- Could you turn divorce proceedings into a hip musical?
- Finally, a reason to watch the Food Network. This guy is the best.
- Time travel: Going back to watch comedic actors breaking in as stand-up comics.
- If you like Nickelback, you will love this. Also, you might need to seek professional help.
- Are you, too, haunted by commercial theme songs from the 80s?
- Finally, somebody turns the tables on Jimmy Kimmel. Another great interview.
- Believe it or not, those infomercial people have personal lives. You feel bad for the people they date.
- TV executives are stupid. They often cancel shows that later become cult classics.
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by admin in Broadcast excellence, Clever parody, Not sports, Numbnuts on July 30th, 2009
Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice.
- Too bad they don’t make more movies like “The Room.” Everybody would go to the movies then.
- Jimmy Fallon sure wanted to make the “Save by the Bell” reunion happen.
- Not all the old “Saved by the Bell” stars are sitting around waiting to do reunion shows.
- Then again, apparently most of them had time to chat with “People” magazine.
- Shouldn’t we keep celebrities away from the alcohol?
- Here are five things wrong with movie trailers.
- And speaking of trailers, here is what they would look like if made from Lego characters.
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