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Hard Way To Become Famous
Enjoy the work of “Professor Splash,” a man who belly flops into shallow ice water.
Hockey Celebration: Fail!
You always hate it when this happens.
When Coaches Lose Their Minds
Things like this happen. Good times!
Our Team, Their Team — It’s So Confusing!
This play probably explains why this dude on the kick return team is languishing in semi-pro football.
Oops, Wrong Marching Band
Notre Dame’s Golden Tate caught a long TD pass, then soared into the band to celebrate . . . only to discover, belatedly, that this was the Michigan State band he was leaping into.
The members of that enemy band moved out of the way and let him go splat!
The Problem With Streakers
Please, people, do not pull a stunt like this one. It almost certainly will end badly. This is why police need tasers.
Thanks, again, to the invaluable SI.com Extra Mustard/Hot Clicks feature for pointing this out.
Here are some other great moments in streaking:
Pitino Ranks No. 1 In BCS Poll
Posted by Bobo in Disturbing news, Numbnuts on August 17th, 2009
That ranking would be in our regular index, the exclusive Bobo’s Constant Silliness Poll.
This thing just keeps getting uglier. Let’s not forget that Karen Sypher is getting divorced in the middle of her defense against extortion allegations — and that her estranged hubby has long done Shemp work for Rick Pitino.
Men everywhere should heed the warning of this story. There is terrible danger at every turn.
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by Bobo in General tomfoolery, Not sports, Numbnuts on August 3rd, 2009
Courtesy of our sister site, The Cultural Police.
Brought to you by the SkyNet House of Tomorrow.
Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice:
- This is a cop show we could all enjoy. Finally we see an actress with the dramatic range needed to play a hard-nosed cop.
- Some movies are so bad they are actually classic. Yes, “The Room” get even more acclaim for its awfulness (greatness?).
- Have we been wrong about Paris Hilton all time?
- Once again, Hollywood disappoints us.
- This should be made into a PSA of some kind and shown on college campuses.
- Was Mr. Belding the greatest TV character of all time? As this clip indicates, perhaps not.
- Is it really that hard to screw up a Ninja fight scene? Apparently it is.
The Cultural Police Blotter
Posted by admin in Broadcast excellence, Clever parody, Not sports, Numbnuts on July 30th, 2009
Across the Internet, cultural criminals are being brought to justice.
- Too bad they don’t make more movies like “The Room.” Everybody would go to the movies then.
- Jimmy Fallon sure wanted to make the “Save by the Bell” reunion happen.
- Not all the old “Saved by the Bell” stars are sitting around waiting to do reunion shows.
- Then again, apparently most of them had time to chat with “People” magazine.
- Shouldn’t we keep celebrities away from the alcohol?
- Here are five things wrong with movie trailers.
- And speaking of trailers, here is what they would look like if made from Lego characters.
Enough Favre & Vick Already
Posted by Vernetti in Not sports, Numbnuts on July 29th, 2009
– So Brett Favre is staying retired hugh? I don’t buy it. He doesn’t want the grind? I am betting he means the grind of grind of training camp. How excited do you think the Vikings and their fans are with Sage Rosenfels and Tarvaris Jackson? I would have liked to watch the drama unfold this season but I don’t think we have heard the last of Mr. Favre.
Enough with the Mike Vick already. Finally we can move on it appears as he can sign with an NFL team and get back out there six weeks into the season, although it could be more. There are teams interested – Redskins, Saints, Jaguars, and Raiders – and he will be a good fit for a number of teams as a wildcat. However, is the bad PR worth the production? Time will tell – but there will be a team or teams that will take a few picketers outside in exchange for some offense. Imagine him in the same backfield as Reggie Bush in New Orleans. Not too bad.
Went to see “Bruno.” One word – EWWWWWW
Finally, here is a funny photo of Garth Brooks tossing a coin in his own face before a soccer game. Funny stuff – enjoy.
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